HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY ANNY!!! (:
9:00:00 PM

Oops sorry people, I forgot to post yesterday.

See? People forget stuff, but you don't go around calling them retards.

I forgot my smiley rubber band this morning and I didn't call myself a retard.

I am very angry.

When I went for dinner after softball just now. A guy came and asked us if we wanted a drink.

So we orderd.

THE POINT IS THAT HE IS A %$!#@! IDIOT.

I was sitting alone when he brounght the drink there.

My mum already put some coins on the table, it was exactly $1.80.

So he came and asked for $1.70.

HE SAW THE COINS ON THE TABLE AND JUST TOOK EVERYTHING WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING, SAYING IT WAS THE EXACT CHANGE!!!

I DIDN'T EVEN SAY HE COULD TAKE THEM!!!

WHAT'S MORE IS THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A BLOODY STRAW TO DRINK WITH.

IDIOT!!! 愚か!!! BABI!!!

Next time, I shall go and see the stall number AND POST IT.

NEVER GO TO THAT STALL, EVER!!!

GRRR.


P.S. I stayed in the lift for almost five minutes today. When the lift was going down, I thin it went crazy and didn't go to first floor. Instead, it went back up every single level. WAHAHA. I didn't go out. (Many people gave up waiting and took the stairs.) Lazy people, lazy life. (:




8:34:00 PM

I had a totally awesome time teaching Miss Valerie Koh simple English.
That "boy" is so naughty, tsk tsk tsk.
Always don't pay attention in class, right?

Me: I shall teach you what is a chicken.
Val: Okay 'cher.
Me: Firstly, do you know how to spell it?
Val: No 'cher.
Me: Never mind. You teacher is here. (:
Val: Okay!
Me: Chicken is spelled as "K..F..C"
Val: *Starts laughing like some alien.*

The rest of the chicken facts is all about fats.
(I am very sure she put me on speaker phone so that her mum heard me. WAHAHA. OOPS.)

There were even more citsaps like what I ate for dinner every time, my alien friend, RICE.

I know what you're thinking.

This kind of behavior is VERY NORMAL AND TYPICAL OF US (she says it's me only...) , definitely NOT because of OUR insanity or pure retarded-ness.

I need to let her see my face!!! Or she'll just continue to sit in the corner and cry. (:


P.S. If you manage to figure out what "citsaps" is, CONGRATULATIONS. You mind is flipped backwards, just like mine. (:

P.P.S. Aww, I dedicated a post for her. How touching... (: She better do the same thing!!! VALERIE READ THIS!!!
10:08:00 PM

I am lazy to post/Japanese Festival was fun today/Tea ceremony is a very serious thing.






12:04:00 AM

I too busy (watching Inuyasha) to scan my one million dollars check today. Sorry. ): Maybe tomorrow. (:

Let me tell you guys something.

Checking the exam paper is MUCH worse than taking the test.

Why?

BECAUSE NOBODY EVEN LISTEN AND IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

Can you imagine how busy would all the teachers be if they had to go through the answer with every one from every school every time after a major exam like PSLE, 'O' Levels, 'A' Levels?

NO!

So therefore, they don't check it.

Not checking the paper doesn't mean that you would find a lot of careless marking.

No no no. So wrong.

Think about it.

It actually means that the teachers are extra careful when marking the papers so as to not make any mistakes.

Isn't that better than marking sloppily and later wasting every one's time by checking it again???!!!

!!@#$%#@$"!!@#$%#@

BLEAH.


P.S. I actually failed my history paper but no one seems to believe the oh-so-honest me. (Because I was laughing too much.) Fine, I do feel just this little bit of disappointment, but most of it is just amuzement. I don't have any expectation of my History results anyway...

P.P.S. Great. I forgot what I wanted to say here, after googling whether is it 'P.P.S.' or 'P.S.S.'. Oh well, at least I know now. (:

P.P.P.S. Okay, I think I wanted to say that Cheryl was being very cute today to entertain me through the boring paper check. (: Maybe that wasn't what I planned to say at first, but it okay. (:

P.P.P.P.S. A teacher better not see this post.
10:04:00 PM

WAHAHA.
I got a million dollars check!!! :D
I shall scan it tomorrow. (:
DON'T ROB ME!!!
11:06:00 PM

My father was being extra nice today. (:

After dinner at the once "Big Splash" place, we wanted ice cream.

He agreed like *snap* straightaway and we went to buy some cool sorbet ice cream with cool flavours like lemon and pink guava.

They tasted perfect together, 'cause I was the awesome one who chose them.(:

The other cup was cookies and cream with mango?!?!

I advise you never to try that combination. ( My sister chose them. )

We finished it and actually decided to go home.

But when we were leaving for home, we saw the ice cream van, you know, the $1 dollar ice cream.

I wanted it, my sister wanted it and MY FATHER WANTED IT. (Even after eating the sorbet ice cream.)

Unfortunately, he missed the turn to go into the car park.

Did he say, "Ahh. Never mind. Let's go home"?

NONONO.

He actually continued driving till the end where there is this circle u-turn thingy and went right back for the ICE CREAM that we wanted.

That is just amazing.

AWW.



P.S. I can snap with my fingers now. (:
11:08:00 PM

HEY PEOPLE!

I promised a post everyday, so here I am. (: (I paused my darling Inuyasha. How nice of me.)

Did I tell you guys about the wedding I went on the day of Chinese paper one?

I guess not... Luckily I remembered about it.

SO, it goes lalala and blablabla.

Then the waitors and waitresses came in with the first dish.

Did they serve it immediately so we get to eat it?

NONONO.

Let me explain.

First, a song start playing.

You know the Beauty and the Beast one?

If you listen to the lyrics, it kind of suit what they were doing then.

THEY START DANCING WHILE HOLD THE FOOD WITH ONE HAND.

Isn't that the cutest and funniest thing? Waitors dancing with food.

My poor cousin who was starving wasn't that patient when waiting for the food. WAHAHA

I learnt my lesson the last time and ate something before. (:

So long!

Here I come Inuyasha. (:
10:27:00 PM

GO http://pinkkstreet.blogspot.com/ NOW!!!
9:06:00 PM

It over, it over. OH YEAH, it's over. (:

I am going to post, 'cause guess what.

THE STINKING EXAMS ARE OVER!!!

So I am going to post random stuff every single DAY.

YA. You better watch out, 'cause I might just take a butt photo of you and post it!!!

WAHAHAHA. I went high before the stinking math paper today.

I guess I got some kind of highing disease.

I was still high in the middle of the paper, FYI.

Whatever.

Did you know that purple looks very good? Especially on your legs.

Why would people stare at their legs if it is the same colour every single day?

So, i did not want to endure the torture of looking at the boring legs anymore.

I took the paint and painted it PURPLE.

It had a very nice alcohol like cooling sensation, you know like what we learnt in Pri. 6 about alcohol evaporating quickly? (:

AWW. I miss Kong Hwa. 1 year passed so fast. ):

SO, I mention that I painted my legs purple.

I even added a dandelion-looking flower on my knees.

My legs looked good, till the my mother finally noticed what I was doing.

AI YA. Why you paint your legs? Do you know that it is very difficult to wash off?

How difficult could it be?

To prove her misconception of the oh-so-nice-and-great paint, I went to wash it off.

Just get some soap and it came right off.

If that was difficult, I wonder what would climbing Mount Everest be counted as?

The impossible?

NO. 'Cause there are many people who have already gone up there to stick little flag in the snow.

AHH. Bye.
10:48:00 PM

8:53:00 PM

Yesterday, I had the funniest conversation of the month. As in real life conversation.
It went like this...
A for Anyi,
C for me.

*Walking to lift lobby*
A: Goo goo ga goo? (Starts laughing.)
C: Huh? (Think that she's very random.)
A: (Finally stops laughing.) Did you go Bugis street before?
C: Was that what you were trying to say just now?
A: Ya.
(Both of us start laughing like "kookoo" people.)

I hope you're smart enough to understand it.

14 more days to EOYs end!!!
4 more days to EOYs start!!!
I'm supposed to be studying history right now.
Oh well, I need to check my mail. (:

Oh oh! Tomorrow's last year was the last day of PSLE 2008. Time really flies. ):

My next post shall be in two weeks time, I promise.
6:45:00 PM

Finally, the happy couple walked in after waiting for an hour plus.
I was starving. ): HAHA.





12:50:00 AM