Something has to go wrong every time I be a good girl and print the Bio power point slides.
Those people who made the slide are seriously(no offence) lousy.
They like to fill the background with all the different colours when they actually know that the teacher makes us print it. (Gray scale)
So printing isn't printing anymore.
I have to go and painstakingly edit almost every single one of the (average) 40 over slides.
What happens in the end?
There is still bound to be some where where I missed and it prints out a a blotch of black in.
And that stupid blotch of black is there to make me angry by blacking out the words.
So, I have to go through the slides to copy everything down again.
Grrr.
Wait till I get a piece of those people making the slides.

I will use my teeth to chew their flesh up while my tongue pushes bolus of the flesh into the pharynx. Then the receptors in the pharynx
stimulated by the presence of their flesh will cause the soft palate to rise.
The Larynx rises slightly. The Epiglottis then closes opening to trachea and the tongue pushes their flesh further for them to enter the esophagus for a ride to the stomach to be digested by hydrochloric acid.

That's how angry I can get when I edit lousily done power point slides. It I elaborate further, you'd probably throw up last night's dinner, which is no good because the acid from the stomach will erode the esophagus or you can simply say YOUR ESOPHAGUS POPS LIKE A BALLOON.

I like the digestive system. It's fun.

WAHAHA. (:
6:18:00 PM

I think he's very good-looking.
TEEHEE


12:19:00 AM

So jalyn was bugging me to watch the "Ris Low" video on youtube.
I watched it and laugh.
I watched this, I laughed harder.
WAHAHAHA.
Listen hard for the "Boomz de ya da". (:


11:33:00 PM

Oh ya.
I just want to post this in case I forgot.
It happened this faithful morning, around 10 plus, when I was still sleeping.
Valerie smsed me telling me that she was at tuition and her aunt, a.k.a. Chinese tuition teacher, said that she missed me alot.
AWW.
I miss her too.
Remeber the times when we were laughing for ten minutes straight about random stuff.
And tuition was how I got to know Valerie too.
I want to go tuition. ):
8:38:00 PM

This is a totally funny conversation.
Trust me, it is.
Denise and Sarah fighting to talk with wonderful me. (:

deniseong_1996@hotmail.com said (PM 7:10):
*my history is lousy
Claris3sa
45683968 says (PM 7:26):
*like real. mine is worse. my teacher hatesn
me
*wahahaha
*hates*
Denise(: says (PM 7:27):
*HI THIS IS
SARAH
*AND I SUCK
*I AM SUCKY!!!
*HI
*hello
Claris3sa 45683968
says (PM 7:27):
*WAHAHA
*hi
Denise(: says (PM 7:27):
*sarah
sucks
*and i am sarah
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:29):
*hahaha
*i
think you're denise. (:
Denise(: says (PM 7:29):
*no
Denise(: says (PM
7:30):
*you are silly
*i am SARAH
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:30):
*haahahaha. fine :D
Denise(: says (PM 7:30):
*hey
*i am
sarah
*and i do not suck
*yes i do
*sorry, brain
malfunctioning
Denise(: says (PM 7:31):
*NOTHING TO DO WITH
DENISE
*HELLO
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:31):
*um. okay.
(:
Denise(: says (PM 7:32):
*SARAH
*I ROCK
*MY PSLE IS
COMING
Denise(: says (PM 7:33):
*IN 10 DAYS
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:33):
*good luck(:
Denise(: says (PM 7:33):
*AND I AM NOT
STUDING
*UNLIKE MY SISTER
*SHE IS A GOOD GIRL
Claris3sa 45683968 says
(PM 7:33):
*i'm not studying too.
*WAHAHA
Denise(: says (PM
7:33):
*AND I MEANT TO SAY LAZY BIG FAT DUMB DUMB
*no
*brain
malfunctioning again
Denise(: says (PM 7:34):
*no
*no
malfunctioning
*i am perfectly normal when i say mean things about
denise
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:34):
*Are you two satching the
com?
Denise(: says (PM 7:34):
*NO
*HOW COULD I DO THAT?
*YES WE
ARE
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:34):
*snatching*
Denise(: says (PM
7:34):
*no
Denise(: says (PM 7:35):
*i love denise!!!
*i NEVER want
to part with her
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:35):
*WAHAHAH. so cute.
(:
Denise(: says (PM 7:35):
*like real denise sucks
*no
*]brain
MALFUNCTIONING
*NO NOT HAPPENING
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:35):
*WAHAHA
*relax people. (:
Denise(: says (PM 7:35):
*denise is
a lazy piggy bumb dumd
Denise(: says (PM 7:36):
*SARAH TYPES
SLOWLY
*denise, who is a role model of sarah, types faster
*denise
sucks
*u hate her
*sorry, BRAIN MALFUNCTIONING
*WILL CHECK IT
TOMORROW
Denise(: says (PM 7:37):
*SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE CAUSED
*NO
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:37):
*WAHAHAHA.
Denise(: says (PM
7:37):
*IM FINE
*NOTHING WRONG WITH BRAIN
*DENISE SUCKS
*I LOVE
HAMMY
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:37):
*awww
Denise(: says (PM
7:37):
*go search sarah on fb
*VERY CUTE
Denise(: says (PM
7:38):
*no
*i look
ugly
*GOGOGOGOGO
*hahahhaahahahahahahahaha
*and sarah WILL DO HER
CHINESE
*DENISE WILL DO THEM FOR HER
*denise shall not
Claris3sa
45683968 says (PM 7:39):
*WAHAHAHA
Denise(: says (PM 7:39):
*she shall
DIE
*have you searched?
*go
*and write on her wall
*please
*my
wall is at home
*beside my desk
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:40):
*WAHAHA
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:43):
*I wrote on sarah's
wall (:
Denise(: says (PM 7:43):
*HELLO
*yeah u wroto on my
wall
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:43):
*(:
Denise(: says (PM
7:43):
*not my bedroom wall though
Denise(: says (PM 7:44):
*oh yeah
and i replied on your wall
*smiley
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:44):
*ok (:
Denise(: says (PM 7:45):
*denise is studying about
raffles
*the love of my life
*i shall meet raffles in my afterlife
*i
cant wait to meet him
Denise(: says (PM 7:46):
*and his extrodianry
vision
*i talk to raffles in my dreams
*yippeee
Claris3sa 45683968 says
(PM 7:46):
*wow
Denise(: says (PM 7:46):
*awesome person
Denise(:
says (PM 7:47):
*u should do that too
*later when you go to sleep YOU MUST
TALK TO RAFFLES
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:47):
*okok
*i shall talk
a photo with him
*take*
Denise(: says (PM 7:47):
*OK
*SHOW IT TO
MEEE
Denise(: says (PM 7:48):
*I LOVE RAFFLES
Claris3sa 45683968 says
(PM 7:48):
*WAHAHA
Denise(: says (PM 7:48):
*YOU LOVE HIM TOO DONT
YOU?
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:48):
*yaya.
*(:
Denise(: says (PM
7:48):
*MY WALL IS PLASTERED WITH PHOTOS OF HIM
Denise(: says (PM
7:49):
*YAY GO RAFFLES
*HE RULES THE AFTERLIFE
Claris3sa 45683968 says
(PM 7:49):
*WOW
*i didn't know that
Denise(: says (PM 7:49):
*I CANT
WAIT TO GO TO HEAVEN TO MEET HIM
*DONT YOU?
Denise(: says (PM
7:50):
*RAFFLES FOUNDED MY SCHOOL
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:50):
*HAHAha
*the guy with a funny pose
Denise(: says (PM
7:50):
*HE STUDIED THERE DO YOU KNOW THAT
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM
7:51):
*yes
Denise(: says (PM 7:51):
*HEY YOU JUST INSULTEDTHE LOVE OF
MY LIFE
*sir stamford raffles
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:52):
*i
didn't insult him ):
Denise(: says (PM 7:52):
*haha joking
*i hate
raffles
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:52):
*WAHAHAHA
*i knew
it
Denise(: says (PM 7:52):
*and my stupid school with tons of
homework
Denise(: says (PM 7:53):
*they make us learn about
him
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:53):
*mine too. I got six hw for the
weekend
Denise(: says (PM 7:53):
*whats the point he is already
dead
Claris3sa 45683968 says (PM 7:53):
*argh
*i type too
slowly.
Denise(: says (PM 7:53):
*haha my dinner is here
Denise(: says
(PM 7:54):
*and i am eating and practicing the piano
Claris3sa 45683968
says (PM 7:55):
*I finished my dinner long ago. (:

Cute people. (:
8:25:00 PM

I saw George two times on Thursday, first time when we were going to J8 (for lunch) and second time when we were going back. (For Jap oral.)
Guess his reaction when I said 'hi'.
First time he put a finger to his lips. (AWW. Just like in Primary 3.)
Second time he buried his head in his hands when he saw us approaching. Okay, maybe it was because of me.
Where's his long socks? :O
WAHAHAHA.
We=Me+Gen
I don't feel like posting my nice long post anymore.
Too bad.
Tata. (:
6:28:00 PM

I going to post the post I want to post today, tomorrow.
'Cause I got Jap oral tomorrow, need to revise.
Wish me luck.
がんばってください!!!
10:19:00 PM

Hi!
I'm Louie.
After the hibernating throughout the seventh month, I WOKE UP.
But I was a little brain dead and forgot that the seventh month ended LONG LONG AGO.
But I still rock every one's socks.
I'M GOING TO INVADE MARS AND BRING ALL OUR ALIEN RELATIVES BACK TO EARTH!!!
MARS IS TOO DELICIOUS FOR THEM.
IT'S ONLY FIT FOR A FISH BALL LIKE ME. (:
Bye.
Louie loves you all!


P.S. There's a bug on the screen and I'm going to squash it if it insists on blocking my view. (It's only 1mm squared but that's still blocking 1mm squared of my screen. TATA bug. )
10:12:00 PM

I dreamt of BOF again.
In my dream, I even went to get their autograph but I was too late and they didn't want to sign anymore.
I was so disappointed and gave them a really sad face.
I wanted to take photos but I was afraid the security would bash me up inside out.
Then I woke up.

What is wrong with me???

Dream MJ. Dream MJ.
12:21:00 PM

Hey guys!
Please read the Tweets first before anything!
'Cause the tweets will just continue to go to the older tweets and I don't know how to stop it.
So read the Twitter first!
I already move it up so it's more convenient.
How nice of me. (:

If you noticed the time, it's rather late now.
And I'm still using the computer, my sister's still watching show on her new and nice-big-ultra-super-clear-screen-desktop-which-I-am-jealous-of.
WHY?
Because my parents are not at home!
MUAHAHAHA.
This is life. (:
TEEHEE.
2:12:00 AM

Today marks the first time my parents, BOTH of them, leaving us three at home, ALONE.

No, they are not coming back later in the night. That wouldn't be very worth announcing.

The fact is, they are coming home TOMORROW, late in the night.

Isn't it cool and exciting?

I think they went for my cousin's wedding thing in Malaysia.

I'M GOING TO RULE THE HOUSE!!!

WAHAHA.

Bye. (:
8:23:00 PM

Poking people in the belly is fun! Especially Tessa-Esther who always over- react. (:

School started with talking to Zhiyan and then spinning the globe thingy trying to find the Dead Sea, but to no avail.

The Chinese common test wasn't that difficult, I think I got all the chengyu questions correct. (:


Boring CME crawled by as the teacher bribed us with chocolates.


Science was kind of fun as my group wrote about 'bakwa' and "Evil Fats". We use Benedict's name with a twist , "Benedictyye". (: Isn't it cute? But Benedict gave the sad face and looked like his going to burst into tears, so we finally let him tape it away. ):

I got 18/25 for that funny science test. Miss Tan said that it was good. It's not even 20 yet. ): And I have to redo my science file because I didn't even do it properly in the first place. OOPS. Sorry. ):

Zephania drew over the pretty design I drew on my left hand with a pink paint pen. It's really pretty. (:





The design is half gone now. Oh well, I had to wash my hand, didn't I?







See the cute little bunny Mr. Yeo is carrying? I carried it too. It's a senior's rabbit. It was SO CUTE. (:

The Lantern Festival thingy kind of, well, wasn't that well-planned. At least the Performing Arts Centre was very nice and comfortable. (: Their popcorn wasn't that bad. In fact, it was nice, warm and sweet. YUM.




Nice shot of me jumping in deepest one of the many puddles. You can even see the water in the air!

Credits to Zephania. (:

Jumping in the puddles is so fun, you don't really care about your wet socks and squishy shoes or even falling down twice in the same puddle, thus getting your skirt really wet.

Zephania is so cutely enthusiastic. (:

I think I was deprived of jumping in puddles when I was younger. So I have to make up for it by loving it now. When I'm... twenty maybe, I'll still jump in them. I'm sure. (:

I love puddles, I shall propose to a really big and splashly puddle one day. (:

Sorry for not going for dinner with you guys. Some other day perhaps. (:

-This post was edited. Spot the difference. (:

10:58:00 PM

You're thirteen now.
TEENAGER ALREADY, cute little Jiayi. (:
All the best in everything you do.


P.S. I realised a lot people in Science Society likes purple. Whee! (:
9:08:00 PM

I create some tasks in my phone last night, hoping that I will finish them since there's alarm.

So, here are my tasks.

-Arrange the totally embarrassing messy file. FAILED.
-Do my Japanese homework. FAILED.
-Finish all the other homework. FAILED.

In fact, I fell asleep before I even got to do anything and only got up at 6p.m. I am such a failure. ): Actually, I don't really care. WAHAHAHA.

6:52:00 PM

Will you marry me? Pretty please with a cherry on the top?

Out of the four people I proposed to out of random boredom, two said yes (Xinyu and Maxine), one(Denise) didnt answer my question and jumped to conclusions that I was experiencing the effects of drugs, the last one(Jia Yi) just ignored me.

YAY!

I rock. (:

[Edited]

Jia Yi just replied!!!

But she said," Wait long long."

BOO. ):

7:29:00 PM

Ah, OKAY.

The wonderful reply that I have been waiting for two days already.
These two days of haunting someone finally made someone decide to send me the
letter!
But she says only when she feels like it.
Nevermind, at least she's going to send it. (:
In case you are wondering what letter am I talking about, you can stop wondering.
It's a little secret. (:
2:04:00 PM

SEE THE GUY?
He's so cute and blur-looking.
Just like someone who don't want to send me a letter. (:
Too bad he's married to Scarlett Johansson. ):

9th September 2009 a.k.a. 09/09/09 is a pretty nice date. (:

SEND ME THE LETTER DENISE!!!
Pretty please with a cherry on the top. (:
7:18:00 PM

Today was totally awesome.
Pepper Lunch was good, when was it not?(:

Watched 'The Proposal;.
It was a really good/funny/touching movie. (:

And the drum game was really fun.

I didn't decorate one of the neoprint thingy 'cause I ran out of time. ):

Window shopping was also fun.

LALALA.

So in all, today rocked!!! WHEE!!!

"Fun Facts"
-I tripped 5 times today, 2 times because of the floor, 2 times because of Denise, 1 time for no apparent reason.

-After the freezing cold movie, a bunch of female dodos went into the wrong toilet, leading the other two blur female dodos behind them into the wrong toilet too. Luckily, there was nobody inside, or they would have screamed like little girls.

-The movie rating "G" actually stands for guinea pigs. (: (:

-Denise, Denise. If you don't send me the letter, I will haunt you. (:

7:30:00 PM

10:13:00 PM

The 'dictionarycom' person on Twitter really rocks.
They gave me a new word to scold people!!!
:D
8:15:00 PM

School totally rocked today!
Other than the fact that I was just this close to being late for the first time.
Amazing right? I was not late at all for almost the whole year now.
WOW.

So the first lesson was LA.
Today was my turn to do the poem recital.
My poem, "One-Inch Tall", is so cute.
Unfortunately, someone read the same thing and she read it before me.
I was like," WHAT?!?!"
Luckily, she read... I shall not comment.
I almost decided to read another poem but "One-Inch Tall" was still my favourite.
So Zhiyan was the first one to tell me that she did not read as well and I could of course do better.
WAHAHA.
Emily's turn and I start to get real nervous.
REAL nervous.
Zephania forgot her first aid skills on how to treat hyperventilation.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Then -BOOM-, my turn.
I think I heard Mrs. Ang say," My LA rep...why are you so nervous?"
Or maybe I was hallucinating.
So I forgot to introduce the wonderful author of the poem, Shel Silverstein, and just recite the poem.
Well,at least it's over. (:

I can't believe I am such an idiot.
I can't believe I could have gotten full marks for Malay.
I can't believe I wrote the date instead of the day.
Date as in Arabic numbers and day as in Monday, Tuesday, etc, written in Malay.
What is wrong with it?
Technically, it's still correct.
It still means I actually understood what they were asking in the questions right?
If I were you, Mr. Big Guy, I would have took one of those kid-dy stamp and chope a big "EXCELLENT" on my paper.
You have you idea how something so small can ruin my day, dear Mr. Big Guy, no idea at all.
I SHOULD have gotten full marks for my very first Malay test.

After Malay lesson, the (in my opinion) noisiest and naughtiest class came up with this great idea to greet the other teachers in Malay.
WAHAHAHA.



Wonder why they didn't greet xielaoshi in Malay?
Must be because she looks quite angry as she stomped into class.
It's all because of another one of those non eco-friendly travel declaration forms.
Honestly, why do they have to waste so many pieces of paper when most of them are NIL replies.
Did you forget something? H1N1, a.k.a. SWINE FLU.
Halfway through the lesson, we went for phototaking, followed by end of lesson. (:

We also greeted the ACC teacher in Malay.
She asked if we were Chinese, in one of those China slang.
Then she proceeded on to lesson which some people just don't care about.
I honestly think that Chinese Opera is really amuzing and interesting,especially when she demostrates them, but the part when she drone on and on about the history is boring.
So I decided to perform my wonderful magic trick, "THE KNOT".
WAHAHA.
Their reactions were (in order): amuzed, puzzled, frustration, give up.
WAHAHAHA.
I am a genius. (:

After school, there was this written science test.
MISS TAN WAS OH-SO-CUTE.
She actually told us to pause halfway in the test and to HIDE THE PAPER UNDER THE DESK.
Then few minutes later she was almost begging the people outside really loudly for them to go away as they are taking the test some other day.
It was hilarious and really entertaining though I was supposed to concentrate on my test.
:D

Met Miss Tan at the library. (The one that taught us before Term 3.)
She also so cute.
I wanted to ask her if the answer that I put in the science written test was correct, but she insisted that she was very bad in biology and did not let me say anything about the question. So cute. (:
So we move on to talking about lots of random things, like hot and cold taps and TANs.
She said there was only three science teacher in the lower secondary with the surname 'Tan'.
Apparently, we got all three of them.
WAHAHA.
She still so nice and cute. (:

I can't believe I'm ever going to say this.
I love my teachers.
Most of them at least. (:

Went for softball and did the usual, plus phototaking.
I seriously suspect that guy was drunk.
HELLO???
He was drinking XO wine straight from te bottle, right in front of everyone.
And also eating that dirty sandwich that he left on the table.
But he's a perfect multi-tasker.
Gardener, badminton teacher, photographer,... all in one day.
I saw him mowing the grass once and pulling out the weeds almost everyday.
In fact, he was pulling out some weeds as we decided on what to do for the candid shots.
Who knows what else he can do?
I left without changing back to my school shoes and skirt 'cause I was rushing.
More specifically, my mum was the one in a hurry.
Must have looked like a total fool when Xinyu and Ouyuan shouted at me from the bus stop.

WOW.
This post is long.
I took one hour to type it.
Congrats if you read till here.
*Applause*
Happy holidays. (:
10:00:00 PM

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!

Watch Bandslam yesterday.
It was good. (:
5:44:00 PM