People from America speak American.
People from England speak English.
People from China speak Chinese.
So, people from Singapore should be loyal to Singapore and speak Singlish.
What's with all the speaking Chinese nonsense?!
This makes so much sense, don't you think?






Fine. It doesn't make sense.
Americans actually speak English.
What am I saying?
8:17:00 PM

Missy Maxine is a two-timer.
Tsk tsk tsk.
9:58:00 PM

R.I.P. TO MICHAEL JACKSON
August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

10 MINUTES OF SILENCE PEOPLE. 'CAUSE HE'S THE KING OF POP.
SUCH A PITY. HIS WORLD TOUR HAVEN'T EVEN START AFTER ALL THE PREPARATION AND HE DIED. *SAD*
4:03:00 PM

The super awesome book "Midnight" by Jacqueline Wilson totally rocks!!!
Jacqueline Wilson is one of my favourite author too.
I love little kiddy storybooks! They are really simple but nice.
I almost cried reading it. You must think that I am crazy, a little kiddy story book which is just so childish can actually make a 13 year old cry. WHATEVER. Louie is always on my side and that's all that matters. WAHAHAHA.
I really should set aside a day that I have to go to the library to borrow books. Life is not life without a nice book. I can also occupy myself and stop playing with the computer that often. How smart of me. But I should really pay my fines first, or I can't borrow anyway.
I love the library!


I HATE THE STUPID, NOT CONVENIENT AND UTTERLY USELESS GIRO EZ-LINK CARD.
I SWEAR I HATE IT WITH ALL MY HEART.
IT IS A TOTALLY USELESS PIECE OF NON ECO-FRIENDLY PLASTIC WITH A STUPID PHOTO OF ME ON IT AND A DISGUSTING BACKGROUND PICTURE.
IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK PROPERLY, unlike my old and trustworthy EZ-Link card that not only is good, you can use it everywhere! Even for paying at McDonald's. It even have a super cute picture of me when I was in primary 1 and the "cheeky smile" I had on my face. (Like what Denise used to say. AWW.)
AND BECAUSE OF A TOTALLY BRAINLESS INVENTION LIKE THE GIRO EZ-LINK CARD, THEY TOOK AWAY MY MUCH TREASURED AND LOVED CUTE EZ-LINK CARD.
HONESTLY, THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE. JUST THAT YOU ARE WASTING A WHOLE LOT OF PLASTIC WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY NON ECO-FRIENDLY. YOU DODO.
URGH. I HATE THEM.
3:48:00 AM

CAMERA RULES- Whether you are using it or whatever.

Firstly, make sure you have a really good camera which pictures it took not only looks good on the tiny camera screen, BUT also on the computer screen. (Unless you still use those kind or SUPER-EXTREMELY-ANTIQUE camera that uses film. )

Secondly, make sure that you actually learn how to use the camera before needing to use it. Or you'll just make a fool of yourself and not get any pictures taken.

Thirdly, if you really need a camera desperately, just borrow one which is good and you know how to use it. EASY-PEASY.



The zoo is a really wonderful place. It actually isn't what I imagined it to be... smelly, mosquitoes feasting on you like vampire and all the nonsense. But one thing us actually true, THE THINGS THEY SELL THERE ARE ALL AT A REALLY RIDICULOUS PRICE. (Not the kind of "whopee-its-so cheap" price, but the "OMG" price.)

If I can ever keep a snake, I AM GOING TO KEEP A TAIPAN!
No, a corn snake will be just fine.

White tigers are really pretty. Amazingly, the zoo keeper said that there are no white tigers in the wild. Anyway if there are any in the while, they will die a miserable death still sooner or later. So, no point. Seriously, why can't the idiots stop poaching the poor normal tigers for the fur?! How would you like it if I skin you alive?!

I think Chinese are really stupid people too, the older and more ancient generation I mean. They kill rhinos for?? Their horns?? Then the crazy sick people will go to the chinese doctor and spend a whole lot of money on a worthless bunch of hair, believing that it has some kind of magical healing powers? Honestly, they can invent all the stupid stuff like gun powder but they don't know that the horn really doesn't help anything? They should try eating their own hair. I bet it has the same effect as eating a poor rhino's horn. Maybe one day there will be an advertisement in China like this...



Isn't it cool? Wahaha!



Singapore is also another idiot. I mean, it is a tropical island or something and we have polar bears and penguins?! What nonsense is this?! I rather not have the polar bears and cute penguins in the zoo. It's miserable living in a sauna. Can't Singapore just see thing from polar bears'/penguins' point of view? BLEAH.



Guess how long we were at the zoo? ;D
7 hours and a bit more/less.
AMAZING, isn't it?
You must be think " HOLEY MOLEY! What were you guys doing there?!"
Well, we reached the place at 9++am and left at 4++pm. AND we went to check out almost everything in the zoo. SERIOUS. Almost everything.


I almost saw XIAXUE, you know??? Almost. She was at the zoo that time too. I missed her just by this tiny bit. I saw the tram no. 17 she was sitting but I didn't see her. ARGH. What a dodo.
I don't really like "almost" unless it's like in bad situations.
Imagine you almost winning lottery by one number. Frustrating isn't it?
But if you almost fell out of the window, the whole situation changes and you are glad that you didn't fall of course. Unless you were wishing for death then too bad. Try poisoning yourself next time.

So, I love the zoo.



P.S. A ring-tailed lemur almost pee on my sister. Missed by just a tiny bit. Why is this the "almost" situation again? I was so disappointed...

P.P.S. This post is posted much later then the date shown. Did you notice it? ;D


(18 June-19 June 5.27am)

11:47:00 PM

Science camp was fun. Especially "the mud bath" and those lab workshop part.
But ET says it's just because I was there to entertain everyone.
AWWW. I am so touched.
For a science crazy person, the lab workshop thingies were really REALLY fun.
They even gave us each a lab coat, gloves, and some sort of shower caps for our feet each time we stepped into the lab.
I still have them with me.
And all those cool gadgets in the lab, you wouldn't even have a hope of finding them in secondary school.
AND I GOT TO USE THEM! You'll never imagine how thrilling it was for a childish person like *AHEM* me.
WAHAHAHAHA. Jealous?
A pity the food there was totally DISGUSTING(Imagine something worse then prison food... AND TA-DA! You have it! I ate it. URGH.) and the fact that the facilitators were sort of biased to us (US as in DHS people. I could feel it.) AND THAT THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO SWITCH ON THE DODO-ISH AIR-COM IN THE ROOM WHERE THERE WAS NO WINDOWS AND ONLY A MEASLY NUMBER OF FANS.
In conclusion, I enjoyed myself.
3:03:00 PM

I LOVE TODAY.
I LOVE DENISE.
I LOVE SAKAE SUSHI LUNCH BUFFET.
I LOVE POPCORN.
I AM STARTING TO LIKE MILEY CYRUS/HANNAH MONTANA.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT TOMORROW...
7:15:00 PM

Saw this on youtube, it's VJC's version of "Nobody". HAHAHAHA! SO DODO-ISH AND FUNNY!



This is a parody of the wonderful song, "Nobody". ALSO HILARIOUS! BAHAHA!




OH MY GOOD! If you don't watch the above two, you really have to at least watch this. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOUTUBE!



I done with the video things. I really really recommend them! ;D
4:03:00 PM

I DREAMT OF KIM BUM JUST BEFORE I WOKE UP TODAY!
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3:20:00 PM

I can't take it anymore.
You guys can go and die for all I care.
If I ever get Amnesia after a car crash, you will be the only one that I will forget.
If I have a choice, I will just forget you forever after I wake up tomorrow.
You are not worthy of even the tiniest memory space in my brain.
Go away.
6:58:00 PM

I changed my blogskin like yesterday? Or a few days already? If you didn't notice it, you must be blind. SERIOUS CASE OF BLINDNESS. REALLY SERIOUS, NO JOKE. Go see the optician.

I LOVE THIS ADVERTISMENT A LOT!!! IT IS THE CUTEST AND THE BEST EVER!!! I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WATCHED THIS VIDEO FOR MAYBE A MILLION TIMES ALREADY! *CLAPS FOR ME* I MUST TRY THAT COFFEE ONE DAY! (Though I don't drink coffee.)




I LOVE HIM!!!
7:21:00 PM